Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Funny Irish Quotes and Sayings

You never miss the water till the well has run dry.

Half a loaf of bread is better than no bread at all.

Remember even if you loose all, keep your good name; for if you loose that you are worthless.

Saint Patrick was a gentleman...Who through
strategy and stealth...Drove all the snakes from
Ireland...Here's a drinkee to his health! But not
too many drinkees...Lest we lose ourselves and
then...Forget the good Saint Patrick...And see
them snakes again!

GOD KEEP MY JEWEL THIS DAY FROM DANGER
From tinker and pooka and black-hearted stranger
From harm of the water and hurt of the fire
From the horns of the cows going home to the byre
From teasing the ass when he's tied to the manger
From stones that would bruise and from thorns of the briar
From evil red berries that waken desire
From hunting the gander and vexing the goat
From depths o' seawater by Danny's old boat
From cut and from tumble --- from sickness and weeping
MAY GOD have my jewel this day in his keeping.

THE FIDDLER OF DOONEY
When I play on my fiddle in Dooney,
Folk dance like a wave of the sea;
My cousin is priest in Kilvarnet,
My brother in Moharubuiee.

I passed my brother and cousin,
They read in their books of prayer;
I read in my book of songs
I bought at the Sligo fair.

When we come at the end of time,
To Peter sitting in state,
He will smile on the three old spirits,
But call me first through the gate.

For the good are always the merry,
Save by an evil chance,
And the merry love the fiddle
And the merry love to dance;

And when the folk there spy me,
They will all come up to me,
With "Here is the fiddler of Dooney!"
And dance like a wave of the sea."

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold
onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off
the earth.


From : Funny Irish Quotes

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Friendship Quotes and Sayings

A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!!
- Author Unknown

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.

Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4am that matter.
- Marlene Dietrick

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”
- Charles Caleb Colton

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked for a friend, he gave me you.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
- Henry Ford

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
- Anais Nin

It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his faults. So to love a man that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him, and to speak painful truth through loving words, that is friendship.
- Henry Ward Beecher

My friends are my estate.
- Emily Dickinson

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
- Muhammad Ali

A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.
- Len Wein

When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
- Edgar Watson Howe

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
- Donna Roberts

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.
- Chanakya

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.
-Walter Winchell

Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend.
- Albert Camus

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubard

A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more.
- Sent by Jasmine Fitzwilliam

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.
- Author Unknown

Every person is a new door to a different world.
- from movie “Six Degrees of Seperation”

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
- by John Leonard

I get by with a little help from my friends.
- John Lennon

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival.
- C. S. Lewis

I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel.
- Logan Pearsall Smith

The better part of one’s life consists of his friendships.
- Abraham Lincoln

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.
- Mary Catherwood

One’s best friend is oneself.
- Author Unknown

To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy…
- Guido

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
- Francois Mocuriac

Truth and tears clear the way to a deep and lasting friendship.
True friendship is never serene.
- Mariede Svign

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine, encourage me to grow.
-Cher

A friend is a gift you give yourself.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

Friend - a person known well to another and regarded with liking, affection and loyalty.
- Collins English Dictionary

A new friendship is like an unripened fruit - it may become either an orange or a lemon.
- Emma Stacey

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.
- Oscar Wilde

Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch’d, unfledg’d comrade.
- William Shakespeare

Friendship with oneself is all-important because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
- Mother Teresa

I will speak ill of no man, and speak all the good I know of everybody.
- Benjamin Franklin

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
- Aristotle

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
- Mark Twain

Thus nature has no love for solitude, and always leans, as it were, on some support; and the sweetest support is found in the most intimate friendship.
- Cicero

Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Half the pleasure of solitude comes from having with us some friend to whom we can say how sweet solitude is.
- William Jay

The best mirror is an old friend.
- George Herbert

What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies.
- Aristotle

The friendship that can cease has never been real.
- Saint Jerome

I count myselt in nothing else so happy
As in a soul rememb’ring my good friends.
- William Shakespeare

I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man’s milk and restorative cordial.
- Thomas Jefferson

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.

Sir, more than kisses, letters, mingle souls;
For, thus friends absent speak.
- John Donne

Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend
Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end.
- John Boyle O’Reilly

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
- Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Friends have all things in common.
- Plato

Dont walk behind me, I may not lead. Dont walk in front of me, I may not follow. Walk beside me and be my friend.
- Albert Camus

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
- Artistotle

Never consider any one unworthy. Because you might wake up one day to realize that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones..

Source : Friendship Quotes and Sayings

Dirty Quotes and Sayings

Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
- Sally Forth

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi

A clean fighter in a dirty game.
- Wilfrid Diamond

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
- David Boreanaz

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
- Gregory Null

We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
- Justin Timberlake

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis

I’m a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
- Tori Amos

You’re a woman who’s been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.
- Groucho Marx

If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there’s something wrong with American politics.
- Edna Ferber

I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Dana Hill

It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

Source : Dirty Quotes and Sayings

Myspace Quotes and Sayings

“A verbal contract isnt worth the paper its written on”

“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.”

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”

“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasnt met me yet.”

“The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.”

“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”

“I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”

“Its clearly a budget. Its got a lot of numbers in it.”

Source :Myspace Quotes and Sayings